{"product_id":"graphic-t-shirt-i-penalty-funny-soccer-face-tee","title":"Pionel Pessi Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eIf you appreciate elite work ethic, unmatched mentality, and actually showing up in the Champions League knockout stages, welcome to your new uniform. 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